Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. And the hat. She's a witch!
Dennis the Peasant
Well, how'd you become king, then? Oh, ow! Bloody Peasant! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. What a strange person.
- You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!
- Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
- Oh, ow!
Am I right?
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Well, what do you want? Bring her forward! And the hat. She's a witch! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
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Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Camelot! I have to push the pram a lot. And the hat. She's a witch! Well, she turned me into a newt.
- And the hat. She's a witch!
- I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!
- How do you know she is a witch?
- Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
How do you know she is a witch? Oh, ow! Why do you think that she is a witch? Shut up! Well, what do you want?