Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
A Tale of Two Santas
Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.
- You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?
- Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
- Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.
The 30% Iron Chef
Why did you bring us here? Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Hey, whatcha watching?
Leela's Homeworld
This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! You know, I was God once.
- Why not indeed!
- Oh right. I forgot about the battle.
- You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?
Bendin' in the Wind
Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Why not indeed! Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. No! The cat shelter's on to me.