Theorem Le Whovian

The Rebel Flesh

Saving the world with meals on wheels. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

Rose

You've swallowed a planet! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

• Saving the world with meals on wheels.
• You've swallowed a planet!
• You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

World War Three

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Saving the world with meals on wheels. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

The Hungry Earth

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

1. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
2. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
3. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

Human Nature

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You've swallowed a planet!