You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
Human Nature
All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
- Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
- You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
- Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
Aliens of London
Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
The Idiot's Lantern
Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You've swallowed a planet! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
- All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
- The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
- Saving the world with meals on wheels.
Blink
You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Saving the world with meals on wheels. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.