Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Well, then good news! Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Oh, you're a dollar stranger than most.
Xmas Story
That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.
- What are you hacking?
- Ummm…to eBay?
- I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence?
- Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.
- Ooh, name it after me!
Crimes of the CRIMELESS
You can see how I lived before I met you. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!
Proposition Infinity
With gusto. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…That's not soon enough!
- Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
- What are their names?
- That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
- Who are you, my warranty?!
- File not found.
Where No Fan Has Gone Before
You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.