I have to push the pram a lot. How do you know she is a witch? Well, I got better. And the hat. She's a witch!
King Arthur
Well, what do you want? Why? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. I'm not a witch.
- The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
- We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.
- How do you know she is a witch?
King Arthur
Camelot! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
Oh, ow! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! A newt?
- Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
- Shut up! Will you shut up?!
- Why?
I'm not dead!
A newt? Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Where'd you get the coconuts? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I have to push the pram a lot.