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Return of the Jedi

It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! And until then, I can never die?

Three Hundred Big Boys

These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. I wish! It's a nickel. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

  • Oh right. I forgot about the battle.
  • Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
  • For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
  • They're like sex, except I'm having them!

Love and Rocket

Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!

I, Roommate

You know, I was God once. You're going to do his laundry? You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. Yes! In your face, Gandhi!

  1. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
  2. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
  3. I wish! It's a nickel.
Spanish Fry

You know, I was God once. We're rescuing ya. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.