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I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." She also liked to shut up!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. And the hat. She's a witch!

Well, how'd you become king, then? Oh, ow! Bloody Peasant! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. What a strange person.

It's only a model. What a strange person. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. The nose?

Well, she turned me into a newt. We found them. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Well, I got better.

But you are dressed as one… The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Oh, ow!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Now, look here, my good man. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.