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Ponty Mython

I have to push the pram a lot. How do you know she is a witch? Well, I got better. And the hat. She's a witch!

Well, what do you want? Why? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. I'm not a witch.

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