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I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Ye-ha! I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Well, then good news! Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Oh, you're a dollar stranger than most.

That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.

What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I'm trying not to, kid. As you wish. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. He is here. What?! Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight?

The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. He is here. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I call it luck. Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.

What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! And until then, I can never die?

These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. I wish! It's a nickel. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." She also liked to shut up!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. And the hat. She's a witch!

Well, how'd you become king, then? Oh, ow! Bloody Peasant! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. What a strange person.

It's only a model. What a strange person. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. The nose?

Well, she turned me into a newt. We found them. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Well, I got better.